Sound Man 

Sound man is when the person you say it to is as nice as possible. They are not being mean in any way except for the fact they are killing you with kindness.

Ben is a sound man. So is his brother Alex... Adam too.

Sound Man by Quality Plays, SUBSCRIBE!!! June 17, 2016

kill the sound man 

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man

kill the sound man by benitzamane December 28, 2021

sound manager

the sexy beast that sits at the back of the auditorium. usually has a completely useless assistant. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Goddess. Do not piss them off because they will either shut your microphone off during your solo or strangle you with an XLR wire

friend: what are you doing tonight?
Sound Manger: off doing soundy things, as the sound manager i have no life

actor: make sure my mic sounds good
Sound manager: it would sound good if you actually said your lines like your would in a show when we do mic check.

sound manager by LovelyHate September 30, 2011

fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.

You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!

fat man sounds by renstar July 9, 2015

Soundmanipulator 

A manipulator that works with sound.
It can be in different ways:
For tortur.
For information.
For music.
For motivation.
For sleep.
And so on.

Did you know about the spy news:
CIA was a soundmanipulator at global scale. It was insane but luckily somebody found out and made it public. Who knows when we get tricked by watchers.

Soundmanipulator by WorldRanker August 10, 2022