(n) (also know as "flatulication") the act of engaging in sexual intercourse in which one of the participants releases a seismic flatch. this occurs due to the build up of tension while attempting to refrain from flatulating by contracting the buttocks. the pressure becomes too great, and a fart tears out of the butt, resulting in an awkward silence between both participants. an excuse is usually made by the other participant in which they attempt to get the hell out of there.
Hey man, did you hear that Zack gave Ally the Soul Power Squeeze last night?
That Zack kid thought he was the shit until he pulled the Soul Power Squeeze on some chick.
Nothing ends a one night stand like the Soul Power Squeeze...
The Moment that you realize that a new scent of death has shown its face in Body Odor and you cant do a thing about it cause in a elevator
Leaving work i squeezed in the elevator on the 33rd floor next to my manager , the doors closed , i was trapped in a box with a Body Odor that death would frown upon, SourPower was inflicted on me for the next 32 floors
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a hugehairspider fell out onto my hand