sorcereress 

A genderfluid arcane spellcaster

The sorcereress had strength enough for only one more spell. Sorcerer Sorceress

sorcereress by JohnMoreDread December 19, 2017

sorceress 

A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.

Wow, that sorceress healed Melanie's finger instantly with her magic spell!

sorceress by kaybutts July 16, 2007

Sorceress 

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.

Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!

Sorceress by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

The sorcerers apprentice 

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.

Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, I’m feeling cagey

The sorcerers apprentice by Jhinks January 15, 2023

sorcerers sack 

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy

"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"

sorcerers sack by porkch0p October 23, 2005

sorceress 

a female priest in the Episcopal or Lutheran church; a heretical violation of apostolic order

Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.

sorceress by Gwladys December 30, 2010

sorceress 

A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.

Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.

Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!

sorceress by Alan Danson November 18, 2011