soppy whoppy 

A delicious melody of flavors achieved with a quick trip through the Burger King drive thru. Order one large black coffee and one whopper. Dunk the burger for every bite and finish that coffee.

"Hey bro, did Felipe cop the soppy whoppys for breakfast?"

soppy whoppy by ButchNoSundance April 8, 2019

The Sloppy Whopper 

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

The Sloppy Whopper by stan harris March 28, 2007

sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.

Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.

sloppy whopper by joesalt September 17, 2005

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo 

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese 

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.

John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo 

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo by stan harris March 28, 2007

Sloppy Whopper

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.

"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."

Sloppy Whopper by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018