The term used by homosexual, high, and/or intoxicated south americans when describing a great bargain or a fat ass that they would like to fuck. Also can describe short red heads and tall men with buzzcuts. Most know to occur in the supermarket.
A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! These pop tarts are only $1.50!
A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! That ass was fat! I would fuck that in a second!
A SOOKEY SOOKEY SOOKEY! Those dudes are hot! I'll take the tall one with the buzzcut!
The other ghetto on Vancouver island, besides esquimalt.
Sooke inhabits some of the hottest guys and the sluttiest girls. Sooke is also known for it's large number of pot heads.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!