A Zombie.
Rottingcorpse that has no or little brain.
Eats The Livings Flesh.
That Night While I Was Washing My Dishes, I Heard A knock like noise at the window. I Opened The Curtains, only to find a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus staring straight Back At Me.
Unconsciously hyaving sex with your girlfriend when you're asleep. Named after a Scottish man named 'Tom' who once performed this, alas unreciprocated, act.
'Dude, I got told I Tomnambulised my woman last night. She was none too impressed!'