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Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus i said as i shited myself

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

A Zombie.
Rotting corpse that has no or little brain.
Eats The Livings Flesh.
That Night While I Was Washing My Dishes, I Heard A knock like noise at the window. I Opened The Curtains, only to find a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus staring straight Back At Me.

somnambulist 

a zombified oblivious-to-the-world person - walking through life being a pwn to everyone else

see: naive and ignorant
Zack, being the somnambulist he is, voted for the candidate because his slogan was neat.
somnambulist by amindwar December 8, 2003

Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus

Also know as a Zombie
"Whats a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus?"
"Thats a scientific term for Zombie "

tomnambulism 

Unconsciously hyaving sex with your girlfriend when you're asleep. Named after a Scottish man named 'Tom' who once performed this, alas unreciprocated, act.
'Dude, I got told I Tomnambulised my woman last night. She was none too impressed!'

'Whoa! that's wicked tomnambulism!'
tomnambulism by Luke McB January 29, 2006

Somnambulist 

Synonym of a sleepwalker. A person who walks, eats, or performs other motor acts while asleep and is unaware of doing so upon awakening.
I think Lana is a somnambulist. I saw her walking around in the kitchen last night and she wouldn't answer me when i tried talking to her.
Somnambulist by Dry Pickles April 15, 2024