tomnambulism

Unconsciously hyaving sex with your girlfriend when you're asleep. Named after a Scottish man named 'Tom' who once performed this, alas unreciprocated, act.

'Dude, I got told I Tomnambulised my woman last night. She was none too impressed!'

'Whoa! that's wicked tomnambulism!'

by Luke McB January 29, 2006

somnambulism

The disorder of sleepwalking

The crazy serial killer suffered from somnambulism and went out killing people in his sleep.

by CVD October 25, 2004