somnambulist
a zombified oblivious-to-the-world person - walking through life being a pwn to everyone else
see: naive and ignorant
see: naive and ignorant
somnambulist by amindwar December 8, 2003
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Somnambulist
Synonym of a sleepwalker. A person who walks, eats, or performs other motor acts while asleep and is unaware of doing so upon awakening.
I think Lana is a somnambulist. I saw her walking around in the kitchen last night and she wouldn't answer me when i tried talking to her.
Somnambulist by Dry Pickles April 15, 2024
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Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus
Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus by bill fences October 28, 2021
somnambulatory
Jimmy often sent somnambulatory emails and comments to his friends about really whack things. Many of his friends stopped talking to Jimmy because of his somnambulatory ways.
somnambulatory by samjam September 18, 2007
Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus
That Night While I Was Washing My Dishes, I Heard A knock like noise at the window. I Opened The Curtains, only to find a Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus staring straight Back At Me.
Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus by Halloween town October 6, 2006
somnambulate.
V.
To move or do a certain action when the mind is in another state other than being in the real world.
To have action when asleep.
To move or do a certain action when the mind is in another state other than being in the real world.
To have action when asleep.
Damn yo! Last night is was somnambulating 'cause i couldn't stop thinking of that fine ass chick.
the Trance song "Somnambulist" by BT...
I hate to somnambulate.
the Trance song "Somnambulist" by BT...
I hate to somnambulate.
somnambulate. by Takeaki Nagai December 3, 2005
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