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somnambulist 

a zombified oblivious-to-the-world person - walking through life being a pwn to everyone else

see: naive and ignorant
Zack, being the somnambulist he is, voted for the candidate because his slogan was neat.
somnambulist by amindwar December 8, 2003

somnambulate. 

V.
To move or do a certain action when the mind is in another state other than being in the real world.

To have action when asleep.
Damn yo! Last night is was somnambulating 'cause i couldn't stop thinking of that fine ass chick.

the Trance song "Somnambulist" by BT...

I hate to somnambulate.
somnambulate. by Takeaki Nagai December 3, 2005

Somnambufart 

An expiration of body gas during sleep
My lover looked so still as she slept but then her somnambufart almost killed me.
Somnambufart by Newlingophile April 2, 2018

Somnambulist 

Synonym of a sleepwalker. A person who walks, eats, or performs other motor acts while asleep and is unaware of doing so upon awakening.
I think Lana is a somnambulist. I saw her walking around in the kitchen last night and she wouldn't answer me when i tried talking to her.
Somnambulist by Dry Pickles April 15, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026