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Definitions by Newlingophile

zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.
I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.
zoom shirt by Newlingophile August 19, 2020

Snarkometer 

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.
Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.
Snarkometer by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

Somnambufart 

An expiration of body gas during sleep
My lover looked so still as she slept but then her somnambufart almost killed me.
Somnambufart by Newlingophile April 2, 2018