Newlingophile's definitions

Somnambufart

An expiration of body gas during sleep

My lover looked so still as she slept but then her somnambufart almost killed me.

by Newlingophile April 2, 2018

Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

by Newlingophile August 19, 2020