3 definitions by Newlingophile

Somnambufart

An expiration of body gas during sleep

My lover looked so still as she slept but then her somnambufart almost killed me.

by Newlingophile March 29, 2018

Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

by Newlingophile May 9, 2018

zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

by Newlingophile August 19, 2020