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Soft serving 

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Soft serving by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Soft Serving

When a guys ability to shit is controlled on whether his erect dick is pulled down by a second party or not. Usually deposited into another party's mouth however is attentively expelled into an ice cream cone or further misused ice cream containers.
"You think a controlled orgasm is hard? Try a controlled a poop-gasm, my girlfriend is into soft serving!"
Soft Serving by OuroborosVex June 18, 2026

Soft-Serving 

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob
Soft-Serving by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

Soft-Serving It 

To achieve orgasm without erection.
"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."
Soft-Serving It by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006

soft servin 

To have sex while one's penis is flaccid. Often times one will end up "soft servin" some girl after a night of libations and devil dancin.
Guy: How'd you like that shit I served up to you last night, girl? Good, innit?

Girl: Man fuck you, you were soft servin me for like an hour and a half, and then you passed out on top me.
soft servin by snomanZP July 30, 2008
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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