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socom II 

compare something incredibly awesome to this.
dude, this cinimon roll is so good. its like socom II.

I wish god would be there for me sometimes. If only he was socom II.
socom II by NNNnolan unit March 18, 2004

Socom II 

A fairly fun third-person shooter for the Sony Playstation 2 videogame console. It has very unrealistic physics including 1-hit kill knee shots and jumping off fairly tall objects and still being able to walk. Also, you can sustain multiple (20-30) gunshot wounds before dying. Online mode is the way to go, as long as you don't mind 10 year old kids who complain about every death and haven't hit puberty yet. Large selection of guns, although most have been renamed probably due to legal issues (i.e. H&K MP5=HK5, L85A1=IW-80, Styer AUG=STG-77).

Overall, a good way to spend some time, but just as bad as the craptastical Rainbow Six 3 for physics and realism.
Big 'N Tasty is the best on SOCOM II
Socom II by Joe Taco January 26, 2005

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals 

best game in the world for PS2
also see the first game SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals
Valkir pwnz your n00b asses in socom
SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals by Brian January 24, 2004

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals 

Greater than you. See sex
"Socom 2 is greater than you" =D
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026