Mean spirited Australian (or at least Melbourne) schoolyard slang to express one's enjoyment over a friends misfortune or suffering. Similar to the Germanword 'schadenfreude'.
Person 1: Shit man, my...my dad just died!
Person 2: Bwahaha! SUCKED IN!
Football QB metaphor applied to dating meaning to get told by someone that they just want to be friends or don't like you back, before you can make a move or ask them out.
In football, when a QB gets tackled before he can leave the pocket created by his linemen, it's called getting sacked in the pocket.
Me: Yo man did you ask that chick from your class out yet ?
Tom: Nah, man I got sacked in the pocket.
To be soaked in pig's blood refers to the book and movie "Carrie", in which the titular character is humiliated by her classmates for the last time and goes completely fucking nuts!
Sam got soaked in pig's blood, so now she wants to burn the school down
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!