sock parity

That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.

Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!

by neatnate September 3, 2013

Sock Party

When two or more people put something heavy (like a bar of soap) in tube socks and repeatedly flail an unsuspecting victim.

Peter is being such a DB. He definitely deserves a sock party tonight.

by RandomThoughtGenerator March 26, 2010

Cincinnati sock party

Shitting in a tube sock and adding broken glass and using the sock to beat a victim.

I would like to give Ron Thompson a day long Cincinnati sock party since he is such a tool.

by TRM January 2, 2008

Sock Party

An informal gathering where appropriate attire for gentlemen is a sock over the genitals, and nothing else.

I wouldn't go in function room "C" if I were you, the Bristol Wheelchair Morris Dancer's Society are having their AGM, and it's turned into a Sock Party.

by Sock Party Dre November 8, 2010

Sock Party

When a group of people get together and party hardy in their favorite pair or pairs of socks. And Dance Dance Dance and Mingle. And Laugh and Celebrate Life in their comfy socks. Including snacks and drinks and sock games and a BEST SOCK CONTEST. Best party you'll have of the year. You can even wear your PJ's if you want. To be EXTRA SOCK PARTY COMFY. :)

"OMG. GUYS! Friday is the sock party! Did you pick your socks you wanna wear yet?"

"Dude, that sock party last weekend was the dopest party yet. I should have one the best socks contest tho."

by PrincessRae725 August 31, 2021

Sock party

A fight with lowlifes

A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Sock Puppet Party

A sock puppet party is slang for an assault, usually these assaults are towards Butch Lesbians. These can be done by putting a heavy phallic object in a sock and beating said lesbian with sock.

A Sock Puppet Party is usually orchestrated by Incels or Neckbeards in Groups

by Grumpy Gril'la October 20, 2019