soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.

Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.

by Tatertotters May 11, 2014