Definitions by PunkAaron

soccer-mom hole 

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

soccer-mom hole by PunkAaron January 19, 2014