soberable 

any person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that churns your butter) that you find pleasant enough on the eyes to cause you to engage in sober intercourse with no need to explain, deny or justify said act... or the total opposite of drunkable

"oh man... check that out"
"eh... she ok"
"but check her... she's definitely soberable"
"soberable?"
"yeah... the opposite of drunkable"
"ok ok ok"
*knuckle pound in agreement*

soberable by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 2, 2018

soberbeast 

A sexy SocialNeko user who would bang you any time.

so i met this guy soberbeast in sn he so hot i want to touch his tralala

soberbeast by wowso cool July 29, 2014

Soberbate 

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

Soberbate by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

Sobercabbed 

Fooling someone who is extremely drunk into giving you large amounts of money for driving them somewhere.

I just sobercabbed that guy and got 100 bucks!

Sobercabbed by OnlytheBestWords July 28, 2010

Sobeagle 

n. (so-Be-gull) A dog shaped pile of empty Sobe bottles.

After the episode of tosh.o I had a huge SOBEAGLE pile next to me.

Sobeagle by personwiththeword July 19, 2011

Soberleorio 

A cool ass tik toker i found in a comment section randomly and they wanted someone to make a word of them so here I am now writing this 🙂👍

Hey you know soberleorio from tik tok?
Yea she's very swaggy

Soberleorio by hajime..phill April 2, 2021

soberated 

When being sober is overrated.

I wasn't going to drink today, but we went to champagne brunch and decided it was soberated. Gimme a mimosa bitch!

soberated by casebook June 25, 2013