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soberbeast

A sexy SocialNeko user who would bang you any time.
so i met this guy soberbeast in sn he so hot i want to touch his tralala
by wowso cool July 29, 2014
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most soberest game

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.
Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash
by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012
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Sobercoaster

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.
"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."
by lindseysaid September 6, 2011
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Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.
I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.
by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011
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Soberest

More sober than us
Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest
by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018
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superbeast

Natural evolution of the beast meat.

Like beast meat only exponentially higher body mass index.

Superbeast generally creates enough mass to create gravity wells that can extend into 4th dimentional non-euclidean space.

Apparently superbeast's gravitational inflence is the only thing stopping the earth from crashing into the sun. The Moon actually orbits superbeast, not the earth, who's gravity is dwarfed by that fat bitch.

Has kidneys the size of dobermans and breath that always smells like onion gravy.
Dude, stick a bin on her head and she'd be juggernaut!

My good fucking god, the sun!! wheres the sun?? Oh, its just superbeast walking by..

"Superbeast want pancakes... NOW!!!"
by beastmeat September 23, 2005
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Sobermeister

A very funny person who enjoys ants on a log and brownies made by leighber's. They are also very creative with creating songs such as, "there's a fire starting in my cage...i could've had a carrot". Sobermeister's also enjoy watching many movies (espically disney channel movies like Lemonade Mouth). Sobermeister's enjoy spending their weekends by playing a good game of Sim's 3 while eating a hearty serving of Cold Stone ice cream cake. Most Sobermeister's go mad crazy for Taylor Swift and they also have Leighber fever, but they also enjoy playing on trampolines and doing superman motions. Although most of the time Sobermeister's are very energetic and happy, they get very mad when you bring up Pizz's, a fat ugly thumb/chipmunk who is not to be confused with "pizza masters".

Please Note: Sobermeister's tend to scream when they get scared and sometimes for no reason
Why Sobermeister? There is a Winnie the Poo poster!!
by IYamSofaKingReetarded June 6, 2011
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