soap ass 

The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.

Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.

soap ass by J G F January 5, 2009

Soap Ass 

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.

Soap Ass by 456654456654 December 23, 2012

Half-ass soap job 

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

Half-ass soap job by sucker1 January 25, 2018

Big Ass Brick Of Soap 

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

Big Ass Brick Of Soap by Waea March 4, 2023