snowtep

a Snowtep is the opposite of a hotep, and has extreme eurocentric views falsely claiming any advancement in history was done by "MuH aNciEnT ArYanS" and that they are the descendants of aliens. Snowteps are often times neo nazis and or white nats. Well-known retard, Robert Sepehr would be classified as a Snowtep.

"bruhhhh Ramses the 3rd, one of the greatest rulers in all human history had red hair - genetically traceable back to northern Europe. I'm not a Snowtep, Facts don't care about your feelings, #whitepride."

"lol, he really thinks r1a Aryan warriors conquered India? what a Snowtep. "

by Komigagnoncock August 18, 2021

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snowtercycle

The more appropriate way to refer to a snowmobile. It drives on snow, it has handlebars, and it has wheels (well, sorta), so there's enough grounds to put it in the bike family. Similar to calling a jet-ski a boatercycle.

I take my snowtercycle up to the slopes every other weekend to shred some powder.

by Fat & Furious February 6, 2014

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Snowception

Also known as "shoveling good snow after bad," snowception is a phenomenon found primarily in New England and Antarctica. It happens when a stubborn person becomes trapped in an Eternal Shoveling Loop after he or she began shoveling snow too early. Signs snowception has occurred and you are stuck in an Eternal Shoveling Loop include dehydration, fatigue, and muttering or cry-screaming repeatedly, "Papa always said never do the same job twice! Measure twice, cut once! I'm so cold, so cold, the light is calling ... I feel warm, peace ... the snow and I are one. The snow is mine. This is my snow. I am the snow."

"There have been 18 reported cases of snowception so far this year."

"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."

"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."

by Rude Horse March 13, 2019

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