by NavajoCrystal December 6, 2021
Get the snowblown mug.A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
by SG5 August 27, 2016
Get the Portuguese Snowblower mug.When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
by Killmeplz July 3, 2022
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Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
by Vyrotek August 1, 2012
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Get the snow blown mug.Literally the worst map in all of halo history. This map makes halo 3 go from a 10/10 to a 7/10. Master Chief himself vetos the map every time it comes up in the queue.
by cpiethan March 28, 2017
Get the Snowbound mug.When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.
Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.
by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023
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