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Crusty Snot Trough 

The skid marks on a woman's panties caused by vaginal discharge which tends to dry and look like the combination of both a traditional skid mark and rock candy. Having the slight odor of urine, cum and rotted fish. This is one sign that the female in question has Gash Rash and is someone you may not want to go down on (for fear of growing hair on your tongue) or have sex with (at least not without wearing 10 condoms). Mostly prevalent at raves, strip clubs and Grateful Dead or Phish shows.
I went to the strip club and this dancer asked me to take her home and give it to her good. I was really looking forward to the sex until I pulled her g-string off with my teeth and saw the Crusty Snot Trough on the inside of the material.
Crusty Snot Trough by DJ Fuzzynutz January 9, 2011

That's not what you're doing though 

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.
Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

ThAt'S nOt yOuR rEaL iDeNtItY tHoUgH!

Doesn't matter and you don't have a say in the matter.
A retard "ThAt'S nOt yOuR rEaL iDeNtItY tHoUgH!"

Hym "It LITERALLY does not matter what you think is or is not my 'real identity.' What you are doing is called 'No True Scottsmen fallacy.' YOUR identity is 'a fucking retard.' Look. I don't need to read your mind to KNOW that YOU KNOW you are trying to swindle the situation. YOU KNOW you are doing that. You think that sewing doubt on what constitutes 'my identity' is going to change things and it isn't. You don't get a vote. You don't get a say. And 'no' it isn't both. As far as YOU are concerned, if I say I am a 10 foot tall purple hippopotamus... I AM."
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