sneavel 

According to geographers worldwide (especially Jürgen Kappdoff, an Austrian geographer), a species of life is believed to survive in the Earth's interior. These somewhat peculiar critters feed on fungi and mosses thought to grow down under. With a long protuberance for a nose, these whimsical mammals survive mostly by sense of smell, moving from one source of food to the next. Jürgen Kappdoff claims his Secondary and Primary wave data is conclusive enough to show there is a life form down there.

Some might say it is too hot, but Herr Kappdoff has answers. He says there are unique cooling vents that are caused by a refrigerator effect under the ocean with water circulating in orbicular patterns. The general idea of this theory is that the warm water gets pushed upwards towards the surface, pushing the cooler water downwards into the Kappdoff vents if they are present. The water then evaporates back up, dramatically cooling the area. The sneavels congregate around these vents. The fungi and mosses also grow in the vicinity of the vents. Kappdoff and his researching team from Vienna University hypothesize the vents reach a maximum depth of 72 miles.

"Ich glaube es gibt Kappdoff vents." - Jürgen Kappdoff

"I think we have made a great scientific breakthrough involving sneavels" - Jürgen Kappdoff

sneavel by Thê Real Gumf May 20, 2009

Sneavle 

To sneakily steal a small consumable good; especially a teabag.

He's sneavling some tea. Look at that...he's a dirty sneavler. I have never seen someone that good at sneavling before. Do you want to sneavle that teabag or not?

Sneavle by Cookietime October 20, 2009

Sneasel

Combining the word snake and weasel to produces the ugliest, ratiest, fakiest, liar that your will ever meet in your entire life or if you believe in that stuff lives.x

p1 :Dang that boy a sneasel.

p2: What you mean?
p1: I mean that he be talking made trash about you behind your back
p2: Dang!

Sneasel by King panter March 30, 2022

sneasel

The best fucking Pokemon ever

"You ever see Sneasel? What a champ that boi is.

sneasel by No Noses March 14, 2019

sneave 

1. a sleazy and naive person

2. Josh

My name is Josh, but I go by sneave

sneave by josh.sneave December 18, 2013

Snavels 

When you're better than everyone at everything in your own mind. A person so smug they are better than all of their closest friends. No matter how hard you try you can only live in this person's shadow.

Steven - "Can you believe Jared is Snavels at a time like this?"

Kurt - "He is like that all the time, just ignore him."

Steven - "That is a little hard to do when I sleep in the same bed as him."

Snavels by Waffle William Waffington June 6, 2010

Sneaver 

A person whose facial features that can only be described as the result of crossing a snake with a beaver, hence sneaver

My friend and I could not agree wether a person looked like a snake or a beaver so we comprimised with sneaver

Sneaver by Bender_"Bending"_Rodriguez July 29, 2009