Sneaky dick

Cunning and unpleasant behaviour.

Who is that guy who groped that girl?
That sneaky dick is named Manish

by papa_ze11 May 28, 2014

Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

Sneaky Dickens

Someone who schemes. One who has a shifty, guilty, and/or mischievous air about them. A sneaky dickens is a crafty trickster. Whether they get away with their stealing/pranking/schemes or not, they are deemed a sneaky dickens for life.

Sarah: Look, Chantal stole Carly's french fries when she wasn't looking!

Jee-eun: That sneaky dickens!

by the tightness February 23, 2013

sneak dick monkey

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021

sneak dick

someone who without your knowledge or consent, forces a penis upon you with intent to rape and or injure. This is done very stealthily, the equivalent of the ninja buttfuck.

Watch out for Jason Pettengill, last night he sneak dicked his brother, hit him hard with the ninja buttfuck

by BetterThanYou717 May 27, 2010

Sneaky dicky

In middle of the sex when the penis enters the butt hole instead of the vagina.

Nooki : Hey Ola, why are you walking funny ?
Ola : aah, last night, my new dude, did a sneaky dicky on me.
Nooki : Ouch !

by rupiv April 1, 2023

Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017