Snatchmaker 

A person who sets you up with a girl who is dtf

"I just got dumped, so my friend Jason played snatchmaker and got me some pussy."

Snatchmaker by hmg123 February 15, 2009

Snatchmaker 

Someone who hooks guys up to get laid. Similar to a matchmaker who sets up long term relationships, a snatchmaker is for one purpose only.

I am having a hardtime hooking up with girls - need me a snatchmaker to line me up with an easy chick.

Snatchmaker by Vegas Blue June 11, 2016

snatchpaper

When going down on a girl that used to shave, but hasn't in a few days, the stubble becomes 'snatchpaper' and hurts the tongue.

Naomi had badddd snatchpaper, I swear I cut my tongue.

snatchpaper by AndySucks December 13, 2005

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.

I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!

Snatchmare by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017

SnatchMaster 

n., gym machines for leg exercises. Known in the fitness industry formally as "hip abductor" and "hip adductor," the user is seated, either with pads between the knees or knees beween the pads. Legs are spread as wide as possible and then brought together while user encounters weight resistance from the machine. Frequented almost exclusively by women club members who appear to find the exercise rewarding, presumably because of superior lower-body strength.

"Every time I come to the gym, there's Ms. Thunderthighs, flapping away at the SnatchMaster."

SnatchMaster by Manalto December 23, 2013

snatchcakes 

Derogatory term, and insult for someone whose face looks like a snatch.

"Mmmm, snatchcakes."

snatchcakes by Emily, Taj, Sara, and Jordan April 30, 2006

Snatchatera 

The vaginia of an attractive young lady that is far less attractive than she is. A Snatchatera can be shaved with nics, cuts, or rashes. It can be hairy like a beavers asshole and hide a young ladies actual genetiala. There are many varitaions of the Snatchatera but none of them are good. Sometimes smell can be the culprit of snatchatera, as well as beef flaps, or just a general lack of upkeep. Nevertheless Snatchatera is no fun.

I brought home Jenna the other night and she's got total Snatchatera going on in the pantilones. Really I almost blew chunks when she made me go downtown julie brown.

Snatchatera by dirty mcnasty June 4, 2010