Cake Snargler

The act of grossly devouring a cake as fast as you can, the person usually a fat woman who LOVES cake so much they cant keep their eyes off it. When they get their hands on it "they eat is so fast they SNARGLE IT DOWN"
You FAT FUCK your such a CAKE SNARGLER you ate my whole birthday cake all to yourself in less than five seconds.
by Drew.Cliff January 10, 2020
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snargler

A snargler is a nose booger (mucus snot), usually resulting from swimming. There are pool snarglers (smaller) and the much larger sea snarglers that result from swimming in the ocean.
After I went swimming in the ocean my nose was plugged with snarglers.
by paulbinmiami October 19, 2013
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