snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness

Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!

by Skarchy May 3, 2020

Meat Snake

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012