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Meat Snake 

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.
When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.
Meat Snake by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.
Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"
Meat Shake by Nigger flip May 5, 2010

Meat Shake

The shaking of a man's penis in front of some other person.
John: Hey Paul, you hungry?
Paul: Sure.
John: Well, how about a Meat Shake!
Meat Shake by slick hemlock September 2, 2009

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw 

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.
"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"
One extremely large meal consumed in a day as opposed to the standard three.
"I generally don't wake up hungry, but when I do get around to eating it ends up becoming a snakemeal."
snakemeal by dawdlepants March 7, 2016