snackfu

An unfortunate circumstance or snafu with one's snack.

Wilma experienced a snackfu when both scoops of ice cream fell off the cone and landed in the gutter.

Jethro realized his snackfu when he noticed his Zingers were spoiled and there was no other junk food available.

You too could have a snackfu on your hands if the vending machine takes your money but doesn't dispense your goodies.

by StarBarx October 21, 2007

Snackurday

A monthly event to give the wildlife and forest critters that visit a special treat. Could be oodles of noodles, hard-boiled eggs, meatballs, etc.

The second Saturday of every month, CritterVision holds a Snackurday event to feed the woodland critters a special treat.

by CritterVision May 3, 2020

Snackums

The best of the best when it comes to snacks; snacks that you prefer over all other snacks.

Snacker 1: Dude do you want some potato chips?
Snacker 2: No, I don't want a snack... I'd prefer some snackums, like chex mix.

by flaub October 18, 2011

slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

snackfire

The failure of a snack to alleviate hunger that results in an unwanted increase in hunger.

I was still hungry after lunch, so I ate some crackers and hummus, but it totally snackfired on me and I'm even hungrier now!

by brizzaxian March 24, 2016

Snackual harassment

The act of walking by a fat girl, with the intent of stimulating her with your food, and then quickly pulling it away when she looks at it. Leaving most fatty's red with anger.

Bubba Joe was charged with snackual harassment today while teasing Beulla Jean Fatasski. When the lovely aroma of his foot long passed in front of her nose, she abruptly turns and looks. When he knows she is fully dialed in, he quickly pulls it away while simultaneously making a childish noise. As her rolls of fat quiver with anger, she snarls at top of her voice " I'VE BEEN SNACKUALLY HARASSED."

by Shwaka September 12, 2011

snackful

When you are sort of hungry, but you don't want anything healthy, you are snackful. (You would be craving sugar or wanting things like ice cream or gummies!)

*half an hour after dinner*
Kid: "I'm feeling very snackful. could I have some dessert?"
Parent: "Sure, but not too much."

by I Love Music! July 12, 2020