snack shelf 

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.

Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!

snack shelf by psnack October 6, 2013

Self ass smack 

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

Self ass smack by sir moron da great April 5, 2021