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a name of a person(s) on Final Fantasy XI, usually on the fairy server. this type of person is known to be very gay, and come up with the worst comments. he is also known to give virtual "blow jobs" for 1k gil.
smurv by Joe Slang June 3, 2004
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...and also warps out after getting papyrus while he watches his friends get owned by liches.
u stupid SMURV!!! dont warp ME! u virtual blow job master!
smurv by watchout man June 4, 2004
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Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance
Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants
Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash
Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn
smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker 

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!
Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020
In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)
Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021
The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.
"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel
Smurder by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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