Smurvert

Someone who flirt with another person wearing alot of blue and lil bit of white

Max: so you wanna go out tonight?

Girl in blue: sure.... see you tonight

few minutes later...

Max: dude I got date with a hot chick

Dave: with who?

Max: that babe in blue...

Dave: her? Dude you're a smurvert

by BoredBeyondBelief January 10, 2010

Smervert

A person who never actually got any, resulting in him/her being a creepy, socially awkward, pervert.

This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.

Dude, my co-worker is such a Smervert.

by misstopaz April 13, 2011