smurfis
A guy often named Alexander Andersson. a sheep have hit him and he is begins to change skin color to blue.
smurfis by You have gay November 29, 2017
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papa smurfs glizzy
strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020
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smurfing
In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)
Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021
hefty smurfing
When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
Smurfs
Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
Smurfs by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023
Smurfs Basket
A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
Smurfs Basket by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010
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