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smoating
smoking weed while boating
"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"
"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"
"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"
smoating by funfettihouse May 31, 2009
Smexting
After that fiesta last night, I got this girls number and we smexting for a while, then smexed her all night long at her place.
Smexting by Hayhayhayhayhayhay November 6, 2010
Smooting off
Smooting off by Dj Allen September 15, 2007
Smexting
(verb)The inevitable act of smiling while simontaneously flirtatiously text messaging someone whom you are perusing a relationship with.
Not to be confused with sexting, which comes much later in the texting-relationship timeline.
Not to be confused with sexting, which comes much later in the texting-relationship timeline.
Smexting
Smexting by Chula Smith November 26, 2009
Smouting
A: I'm mad at you!!!
B: oh really bitch?
A: Yeah but he still looks trash
I'm sad but kinda happy, hmm smiling and
pouting? Smouting? Smouting. Smouting
B: you just made a word cuz you're sad and happy, that's cool
B: oh really bitch?
A: Yeah but he still looks trash
I'm sad but kinda happy, hmm smiling and
pouting? Smouting? Smouting. Smouting
B: you just made a word cuz you're sad and happy, that's cool
Smouting by Asia_mnstr April 6, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026