smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup

We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.

by Good Ebening November 4, 2009

Smooth Sailor

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.

I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!

by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022