Smooth Sailor

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.

I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!

Smooth Sailor by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

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Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

Smooth Sailor by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

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smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup

We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.

smooth sailor by Good Ebening November 4, 2009

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Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

Smooth Sailor by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

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Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

Sailor smooch by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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