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Ashley is fucking smolish cause she stoled my man.
smolish by j-klick December 25, 2005
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One Ugly muthafucka! Uglier than ugly
Damnnnnn!!!!! That bitch is smolish!
smolish by Chymya July 14, 2006
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an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.
"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"
smoish by Andy Hall February 21, 2005
an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.
"Where's Linnea?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to that picture of Zarco"
smoish by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

Smoishall 

The act of creating a garden rockery while carrying out hypoglacemic attack in a nearby water feature
"Wallis dear, our gardener is having a smoishall in the back garden
Smoishall by Gazza Dormand August 8, 2008

smoished 

To be smoished is to be extremely high, stoned, blazed or baked

Getting high: Smoishing,
Joints: smoishes or smoishe rolls
"Man i am so fucking smoished right now"
"Are you coming to the house to get smoished "
smoished by Eight-forty May 24, 2018

Smoglishendine 

A word that is totally made up and not real but one insists simply because it can be found on Urban Dictionary, it is a real word.
“Is that even a real word, or just another Smoglishendine”
Smoglishendine by TheBoozyPolack February 24, 2021
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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