smokinhole

Is when you slam kitty butt

OMG kitty slammed its tail in the drawer, and broke it.
Now its butt is all irratated,
And hot , swollen .
He's got a smokinhole.

by Japperchip1 February 7, 2017

SmokinBones

The lord of all that is Beans

ALL HAIL SMOKINBONES

by Itsrainingmfkintacos April 3, 2023

smokinbones

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.

Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

Smokeholery

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.

That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!

by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018