smokinhole

Is when you slam kitty butt

OMG kitty slammed its tail in the drawer, and broke it.
Now its butt is all irratated,
And hot , swollen .
He's got a smokinhole.

smokinhole by Japperchip1 February 7, 2017

SmokinBones 

The lord of all that is Beans

ALL HAIL SMOKINBONES

SmokinBones by Itsrainingmfkintacos April 3, 2023

smokinbones 

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.

Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness

smokinbones by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

Smokeholery 

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.

That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!

Smokeholery by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019