smokinhole

OMG kitty slammed its tail in the drawer, and broke it.
Now its butt is all irratated,
And hot , swollen .
He's got a smokinhole.

smokinhole by Japperchip1 February 7, 2017

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SmokinBones

The lord of all that is Beans

ALL HAIL SMOKINBONES

SmokinBones by Itsrainingmfkintacos April 3, 2023

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smokinhole • smokinbones • Smokeholery

smokinbones

A smokinbones is a person that just smokes butts,and pretty much nothing else. Usually has had a hard life of drugs and alcohol,but cant consume anymore without actually dying.

Dad, are you gonna have Smokinbones over again?Cause every time you do, the whole house smells of cigarettes and oldness

smokinbones by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

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Smokeholery

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.

That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!

Smokeholery by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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