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cock-smoking shit-dick 

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

smoking that shit 

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse
Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

Shit-smoking 

The act of smoking a tabbaco product like a ciggarette, cigar or pipe, whilst taking a round on the crapper.
Oi mate, what are ye doin'
I'm shit-smoking bruv.

Smoking dog shit 

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.
Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit
Smoking dog shit by Kengor November 25, 2020

Smoking the freaky shit 

Smoking powerful or potent crack/weed/PCP.Good shit.
I was whacked the fuck out on the freaky shit last night.I love smoking the freaky shit!

Smokin that shit 

When a nigga be smokin shit in school bathroom an get caught by administrator and you see him and your like hey you smokin that shit
Kid: (being arrested by Sro)
Me: aye you smokin that shit
Smokin that shit by Dahhhhh nigga November 2, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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