Shit-smoking
The act of smoking a tabbaco product like a ciggarette, cigar or pipe, whilst taking a round on the crapper.
Shit-smoking by TheMasterWorderWorldMan February 4, 2022
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smoking shit
smoking shit by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006
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smoking that shit
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Smokin that shit
When a nigga be smokin shit in school bathroom an get caught by administrator and you see him and your like hey you smokin that shit
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