smoking monkey

Refers to a woman's vagina after she has undergone laser hair removal from her pubic region.

Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!

by SFK October 5, 2006

smoking monkey

a person who looks like a monkey, and smokes alot.

casso is such a smoking monkey.

by trfc4eva May 24, 2006

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.

I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!

by Cannajin May 23, 2020

smoking that v money pack

basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.

example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.

example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).

by IloveGibbstown May 7, 2021