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jesse lee soffer 

The hottest person in Chicago PD
Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos
jesse lee soffer by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021
Related Words
soffie • sofie • softie • soffee • soffia • Saffie • scoffield • skoffie • Soffe • Soffel

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.
Sofie is a Dutch name derived from the French "Sophie" which itself is derived from the Greek "Sophia". Both meaning "wisdom".

A gorgeous name which reflects the beauty of the the name bearer itself.

Not only on the outside, but also on the inside. They are caring, loving, faithful, affectionate, great lovers, clever, cute.
Once you get to know her, she will have a special place in your heart. Never leaving it.
When she hugs you, you have the feeling you never want it to end. These hugs almost feel like magic.
Seeing her immediately makes your day, her eyes and cute little face put a smile on yours.

If you find yourself to be in a relationship with a Sofie, count yourself lucky.
Treasure it, love her with all your heart because she deserves every little bit.
She's the one girl that you'll always love and remember.
beautiful loving caring cute adorable sofie
Sofie by CaFiMi April 17, 2013

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.
-Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
-Soffish can easily absorb water.
-Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
-As bath-toy is also very fun.
This Soffish do not eat.
soffish by NickLee808 January 3, 2005
The best human being, is AMAZING and any guy would be lucky to have her. She is an amazing friend and usually they start with: E,A,K,U,S
OMG I WANT SOFFÍA TO BE MY FRIEND
Soffía by idcjdkdbfjxkdbxh May 30, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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