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smizzles 

This faggot ass nigger that lives in my town. He thinks he is a huge drug dealer because he sells 5 20 bags a day. And drives a black chevy caprice that is a total peice of shit. He also thinks he is the cutest nigga alive too bad he only does fat ass white chicks. If you ever see this car you know you are seeing a real piece of human douchebag. He should invest in a assbag.
There goes smizzles, fuckin assbag.
smizzles by thereason21 January 8, 2005

shizzlesticks 

Another term for "shit" or "damn"
"Dude you forgot your wallet" ..... "Ohhh shizzlesticks!"
(Get hurt) "SHIZZLESTICKS!"
shizzlesticks by Hannah11 July 1, 2006

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.
Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.
Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

shizzleslug 

that guy is such a shizzleslug!
shizzleslug by hillster klearie January 27, 2008

smizzled 

stoned,blazed,blowed,high

One of many words which were created to define being high on marijuana.

I got smizzled before church today.
smizzled by Lala666 May 19, 2006

smizzle a bizzle 

to SMoke a Bowl (of weed).
same as smizzle the wizzle.
lets go smizzle a bizzle, fool
smizzle a bizzle by Pamela January 3, 2005

that just sizzles my pan! 

An expression in which the user is made angry by something said in a conversation.

Also can be used when the user is made happy happy by something that is said in a conversation.
Person 1: "Dan said that Brett Favre is terrible at life, and will not retire even after fracturing his foot, lacerating his chin, spraining his shoulder all in the same season!"

Person 2: "Now that just sizzles my pan!"
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Person 1:"I think that girl wants some from you!"

Person 2:"oh man, that just sizzles my pan!"