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Smithin' It

To grab another guy's man boob and squeeze repeatedly to be funny.
Oh, dude, I was just totally smithin' it on Bob yesterday. It was hilarious!
Smithin' It by Gary2234 September 30, 2010

John Smithin' It. 

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.
Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?
John Smithin' It. by Meggybby September 11, 2011

smithing it 

To scam the system or do as little as possible while collecting a full paycheck. The opposite of a team player.
Can you believe how Cyle is always "smithing it" and pretending he is hurt so we do all of the work? He's as bad as that Kristina girl.

will smithing it

when you slap a girls ass so hard it goes viral
dude last night i was will smithing it to a girl last night, look at the views!

swithinite 

a girl who goes to st swithuns in winchester, a posh school for girls :P
person 1: hey you see that girl over there? where's she from, she seems very posh...
person 2: oh, she's a swithinite...
swithinite by Yashmeee September 13, 2009

Sir Smithington 

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.
Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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