Smishy

a squished but cute face, huggable.

I love to squish your smishy face~

by Katie Chin, Jasmine Chea May 14, 2008

smishy

fishy smell, smelly fish

oh my god she's smishy!

by snagglepuss731 April 9, 2010

smishy smashy

When a man gets in a girl side ways and jizzle jazzles In her

"Ah i did Smishy smashya girl last night" meaning he came in her sideways

by Cumyconor February 10, 2018

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

smushy

N. a name you call someone who represents a 'small child' or 'little bean' as in, they are more innocent than others.

look at johns sweatshirt with the birds on it! he's such a little smushy

by kay gall$ November 29, 2016

Titty smithy

Mandick the titty smithy who molds titty Armor for every strong female video game character

Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro

by Person reading this has gay June 2, 2018

smishmammered

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

by Di Jota February 8, 2009