smirlfriend 

a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.

CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?

smirlfriend by kim =) March 3, 2008

Swirlfriend

A person of mixed ethnicity.

"I'm looking for a swirlfriend, won't you be my girlfriend?"

Swirlfriend by Swirlfriend November 22, 2009

Mirlfriend

Mirlfriend is a combination of man and girlfriend, which allows you to use the inflection typically reserved for"girlfriend" for both men and women.

Do you see her man over there? Mirlfriend, he is a piece of work!

Hey- mirlfriend (speaking to man or woman) get your shoes off my couch!

Mirlfriend by jenmeg February 21, 2013

SmartFriend 

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

SmartFriend by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023