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smileybeard 

A smileybeard is a smiley face with a beard.
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smileybeard by beardmen November 6, 2011

Sillytard 

Someone who acts so ridiculously silly that they are practically retarded.
“Did you see Kesha eat those wood shavings earlier”

Omg yes, that’s not going to feel good coming out!”

“I know!! She’s such a sillytard”🤦🏼 ♀️
Sillytard by Chodelover123 April 21, 2020

Smileytardo disease 

1) the act of smiling like a retard
1) the kid had a nervous twitch in his face which made it seem like he had smileytardo disease
Smileytardo disease by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

Smiletarian 

A person who's goal in life is to bring a smile to all they meet.
I walked home and brought out the smiletarian in myself with compliments to strangers I met on the way.
Smiletarian by Munty Melissa October 22, 2020

smiletarian 

Someone who compliments strangers to enact a smile or positive response.
I walked home and became a smiletarian via compliments to strangers to make them smile.
smiletarian by Munty Melissa October 22, 2020

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026