smha 

Stands for "scratching my hairy asshole." An expression to use whenever you don't feel like doing something and you're so bored that you would rather scratch your asshole.

Guy 1: Man where you gonna bang that girl
Guy 2: I don't know man
Guy 1: You better get on it
guy 2: Man smha i don't feel like it

smha by Mrspaghetti August 19, 2012

smha 

smell my hairy ass/suck my hairy ass

Haha smha

smha by bigmancon September 11, 2020

SMHATW 

*Slamming My Head Against The Wall*

"Dude, you study for that trig test?"
"SMHATW I forgot"

"SMHATW you are annoying"

SMHATW by Fuckingannoyedbitch May 15, 2017

smham 

Abbreviation: Shaking My Head At Myself

similar to smh

Person 1: (stupid/ignorant comment)
Person 2: (begins to type a snarky and/or derisive IM in return)
Person 1 (before Person 2 can send): smhams

smham by Kane Wolf December 25, 2011

SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWL 

Shaking my head and laughing out loud until my head snaps off and rolls across the floor, crying with laughter.

Sister, I didn't just loland I didn't just smh. I was SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWL!

SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWL by Guru Voodoo February 21, 2011

Smhable 

A contraction of "so much hatable".
This word's origin is from the contraction of" So Much Hate" thus smh already existed, so by adding "Able" as a suffix, the terms wouldn't be confused together.
It is pronounced as "Smehable".

I don't like her, she's smhable.

Smhable by EspeonAK April 22, 2015

smHater 

Someone who overuses smh in text messages or Internet based forums e.g. Facebook, Twitter, Youtube etc.

Facebook Status: agh my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I hate my life :(
Commenter #1: smh...
Guy who posted status: smHater -_-

smHater by thatkid012 November 2, 2009