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Acronym for Super MotherFucking Weak Ass Shit (S.M.F.W.A.S). Pronounced Smiff-was.

Adjective, describes anything that is weak in nature and deemed to be pathetic, whether it be a choice someone makes or someone who is scrawny and needs to hit the weights.

Originated as W.A.S. but then the S.M.F. was added to imply even more weakness.
Hey Gibinator, go to the gym and lift, you scruffy smfwas n00b!
smfwas by Pouchy The Kangaroo July 28, 2010
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Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.
Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.
Shfwasted by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009
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"Smfwarq"

Stupid mother fucker who asks random questions.

Like you who randomly thinks of looking up smfwarq.

Give me a like for putting this on urban dictionary
That guy is such a smfwarq
smfwarq by the omnipotent 1 August 11, 2016
"Smfwarq"

Stupid mother fucker who asks random questions.

Like you who randomly thinks of looking up smfwarq.

Give me a like for putting this on urban dictionary
That guy is such a smfwarq
smfwarq by the omnipotent 1 August 11, 2016

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026