smelliot
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Smelliot
An ancient elderly police officer. Often referred to in old school jokes. Physically resembles "Moe" Szyslak . A known escapee from the local retirement village attempting to impersonate a police officer.
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smelliot
a dude called elliot who smells, you know when you do a fat shit so your ass bleeds and youre gasping for air as you cling to the toilet paper and have toclose your eyes from the pain while tears stream down your face. the shit produced is how he smells
smelliot by jizzielizzie November 2, 2020
Smellious
The next generation on the smell family, righthand man of worst enemy according to human biology. Ranked above smelliest.
Guy 1 : Yo dude, have you heard of Husmi's Mother Pussy Hair?
Guy 2 : Yeah man, that shit smellious!
Guy 1 : Blessed that these surgical masks are working.
Guy 2 : Yeah man, that shit smellious!
Guy 1 : Blessed that these surgical masks are working.
Smellious by TobxtR_UrbanDictonary May 13, 2020
Smellio
A boy/man with a really small penis who brags about it being massive. A narcisitic boy/man who is under the impression that he is God's gift to earth. He is a loser. He also pressures girls to flash their breasts via webcam. He's also quite the metrosexual who enjoys pampering himself and waxing his eyebrows.
Smellio by Gronkhater2nv June 9, 2011
Smelliott
A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).
"Ha,ha,ha.....look at Smelliott over there trying to exercise the ol' calves....and....wait...(sniff, sniff) what is that smell!!! Oh no... Smelliott's durf is taking over!! RUNAWAY!!
Smelliott by Lic. Profe Papuchis February 4, 2005
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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