Smelliott 

A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).

"Ha,ha,ha.....look at Smelliott over there trying to exercise the ol' calves....and....wait...(sniff, sniff) what is that smell!!! Oh no... Smelliott's durf is taking over!! RUNAWAY!!

Smelliott by Lic. Profe Papuchis February 4, 2005

Smelliott 

A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).

"Ha ha ha..... look at Smelliott over there trying to exercise!!"

Smelliott by Lic. Profe Papuchis February 3, 2005

duke smellington 

A bowel movement that is turgid and will not break down during the initial flush. The duke lingers in the toilet bowl unbeknownst to the flusher, leaving a pungent odor that occupies the entire bathroom and possibly spreads to other rooms if not discovered in time.

The afterbirth of Dave's unattended duke smellington choked my senses.

duke smellington by laugh n slap March 2, 2011

smellioma

To have an unhealthy and permanent foul odor; usually smells like dead fish and feet

Benjamen Rhea-Carver
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smellioma by Frank March 16, 2004

Crimpleighbald Smellington 

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

Crimpleighbald Smellington by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

Smellious 

The next generation on the smell family, righthand man of worst enemy according to human biology. Ranked above smelliest.

Guy 1 : Yo dude, have you heard of Husmi's Mother Pussy Hair?
Guy 2 : Yeah man, that shit smellious!
Guy 1 : Blessed that these surgical masks are working.

Smellious by TobxtR_UrbanDictonary May 13, 2020

Smelligator 

Rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator).

Why, look at that fetching underbite...and man is she stank. That must be Smelligator.

Smelligator by Lovey December 28, 2005