Glennyboy's definitions

fut

'Fut'. noun. The sound created by the knife whilst chopping through cheese onto a hard surface. 'Fut'.

Futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut..........futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut.

by Glennyboy July 10, 2022

Smellucination

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".

by Glennyboy August 4, 2007

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

by Glennyboy November 2, 2015