Definitions by Glennyboy

fut 

'Fut'. noun. The sound created by the knife whilst chopping through cheese onto a hard surface. 'Fut'.

Futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut..........futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut.

fut by Glennyboy July 10, 2022

Fumblescrote 

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

Fumblescrote by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

Fumblescrote 

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

Fumblescrote by Glennyboy November 2, 2015

Smellucination 

To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.

"I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating".
"I had a smellucination".

Smellucination by Glennyboy August 4, 2007