To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
by Glennyboy August 04, 2007
Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.
"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".
by Glennyboy November 02, 2015
Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.
by Glennyboy December 18, 2015
'Fut'. noun. The sound created by the knife whilst chopping through cheese onto a hard surface. 'Fut'.
Futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut..........futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut.
by Glennyboy July 10, 2022