Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.
by Glennyboy October 23, 2015
Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.
"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".
by Glennyboy September 19, 2015
'Fut'. noun. The sound created by the knife whilst chopping through cheese onto a hard surface. 'Fut'.
Futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut..........futfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfutfut.
by Glennyboy July 10, 2022
To 'smellucinate' - to imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to 'hallucinate'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
To experience a 'smellucination'.
by Glennyboy August 02, 2007